
Rachel Zoe from Bravo's the 'Rachel Zoe Project'

The dumbwit tellher project, Rachel Zoe style. Yes, it's true, I want to be uber hip, ultra annoying, scary skinny, stylist to the stars; Rachel Zoe for a day.
"
Oh my god", "
I die", "
You look bananas", and "
You are shutting it down", will be my catch - phrases for twentyfour flippin' long hours, or until I get the job done. However, I call it quit's if I am sequestered to honor any marital obligations (if you get my drift) towards her equally annoying husband, 'Randy' Rodger.
Watch and learn Ms. Rachel ~
p.s. - Dear Rachel, one teeny weeny request. Please, I beg you, loose the beret/cap/chapeau, (whatever) in the next taxi. And while I'm at it, your fake heart-attack in episode #7, while in Paris for fashion week was, well.."le magnifique". Oscar worthy really.

Almighty Arms - Michelle Obama, First Lady of the United States of America

Scassi - gold metallic silk. Michelle will rock the 80's

Carla Bruni Sarkozy - First Lady of France. If only those legs could talk

YSL for Christian Dior - vintage 50's silk taffeta masterpiece (Holly Golightly must of worn)

Rosario Dawson - "Will you light my candle?" (adored her in RENT)

Ralph Rucci - chiffon & feather blouse w/ choc. velvet pants
Kate Hudson - "batter-up"

Halston - sequined set from the 80's (Studio 54?)

Gwenneth Paltrow - daughter Apple's godfather is British actor Simon Pegg

Herve Leger - 80's bandage dress

Ravishing - Kerry Washington

Gianni Versace Couture - sweeping stunner w/plunging neckline. Circa 2000

Sarah Jessica Parker - the symbol of sex & the working girl

Christian Dior Haute Couture - gold lace ostrich feather dress, circa 1958

Scottish /Androgynous - Agyness Dean

Jean Claude Jitrois - 1980's lambskin & fox fur motorcycle jacket

Jamie King - "Sin City" indeed

Norma Kamali - pinstripe mermaid gown, circa 80's

Penelope Cruise - the vegetarian lifestyle has served her well

Harvey Barin - 60's chiffon mini-dress

Uma Thurman - This would certainly "Kill Bill"

Bob Mackie - peach chiffon, circa 1970's

Cate Blanchett - not looking like Bob Dylan in this shot

Torrente Haute Couture - silk chiffon ruffled gown w/train, circa 1980's

Kiera Knightly - she's got to kiss Johnny Depp over, & over again; enough said

Victor Costa - dramatic puffed sleeve 80's gown

Londoner & lady who sans a sharp & wicked sense of humor, Thandie Newton

Jean Desses - smoked chiffon ruched gown. Circa 1950

Kitty Kat Kate Winslet

Unknown designer - sequined trench, vintage 70's

Smoking Sienna Miller

Naeem Kahn - sequined cocktail dress, circa 1980's

Kristen Scott Thomas - "I've loved you for so long"

Unknown designer - black silk crepe dress w/feather & rhinestone detail

Marion Cotillard - French face of "Lady Dior"

Unknown designer - 30's English made ostrich feather caplette

Natalie Portman - Pres. of the 'flat-chested' club & I'm the V.P.

Givenchy - low-cut tux jumpsuit, 1980's

Rachel Weisz - in this weeks news for her stand to ban botox. I say, "reserve objections for when your over 50".

Arnold Scaasi - 80's velvet structural dress w/tulle & horse hair

Adorably French - Audrey Tautou

Pierre Cardin - 60's wool dress w/metal detail

Emily Blunt minus 'midgy' ex-boyfriend, Michael Buble (love his voice however).
"You just haven't met him yet", Ms. Blunt!

Fe Zandi Couture - 1950's sculpted gown w/dramatic hip structure & train

Anna "Nuclear" Wintour - school drop out at 16; she became the woman we'd all love to be,
if only for one day.

Christian Dior Hatue Couture - 60's silver sequin gown

Anjelina Jolie - the woman whose man we'd all love to hot-tub with

1950's couture silk satin ball gown
Christina Hendricks as va va va voom ...Joan Holloway - the woman with the 'rack of ages' and former member of the flat - chested club
Chanel Haute Couture - 80's coral silk gown
January Jones as hot housewife Betty Draper. If this what January looks like, bring on the other 11 months.

Estevez - 1956 green silk cocktail number
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Rachel Zoe Project each Tuesday on the Bravo channel .
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"What is your favorite "Zoe-isim"?
** I want to apologize for my lack of postings recently. My mother is terminally ill; combine that with a new job, computer issues (can anyone hate 'Vista' more than me?) & houseguests for a total of 5.5 weeks, it's taken it's toll. I appreciate your sticking in there with me. I value you all tremendously. Xxx{go forth & shop responsibly}
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